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| Not that it's anything new or exciting, but people can be such assholes.
We make fun of hispanic immigrants for obvious reasons, but if you think about it, would you risk your ass, work labor-intensive jobs for very little, and have your loved ones all rely on you?
I watched Grey's Anatomy yesterday. The holidays must be so depressing for doctors.
Sorry, not much to say, not in the best of moods. Just here to appease the masses.
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| Yea, so I figured you bitches deserved one of my signature mega-entries.
Great way to start off, huh?
It is summer after all. I figure you guys are bored.
Romance/comedy mangas suck. They give young impressionable girls the wrong idea about what their first kiss or love is going to be like. I mean, there's no way in hell that some guy is going to TRIP and JUST HAPPEN to land on your lips. I wonder how many times that has ACTUALLY happened to people. I should take a survey and find out how many people actually have had their first kiss happen like that.
Chances are, your first kiss is NOT going to be some romantic thing with the cutest guy you could ever imagine in the rain. Chances are, it's going to be in some movie theater, because teens have to pay $7.50 in order to make-out with someone when they could make-out FOR FREE. That's why I kiss during the credits. No need to waste $7.50 on a movie and end up not even watching it. My parents raised me better than that.
Eh, forget it. I've ranted on about this before.
Love Hina's good though. Seta's a hot one.
Is it wrong that I put Vanilla Ice's "Ice Ice Baby" in the rap category on my computer?
If I was Vanilla Ice way back when, I probably wouldn't have known I was ripping off Queen and David Bowie either. I mean, someone probably wrote it for him, and I personally don't listen to all that much classic rock. So, if someone wrote me some song that was catchy, would make me a shitload of money, and people would worship me for it, why not? But then again, by today's standards, I'd make sure and ask permission first. I don't want any of that lawsuit shit. Ah, the crazy world we live in.
When I was little, and my mom would yell at me, I would always be influenced by the massive amounts of T.V. I would watch. [About 6 hours everyday.] See, when we would fight, I would lock myself up in my room, hoping my mom would come through the door, realizing her mistake, apologize, and tell me how much she loved me - just like some white-collar family - just like on T.V. What a nice, yet false sense of hope that was.
"Nice." What a stupid and bland and unimaginative word. I'll fix that sentence. "What a naïve sense of hope." Better.
To Kevin:
Betty Botter bought some buttuh, but she said this buttuh's bitter. If I put this in my batter, it'll make my batter bitter. So she bought some better buttuh, better than her bitter buttuh and she put it in her batter, and it made her batter better. Imagine if Betty Botter came home with some bitter buttuh and put it her already bitter batter. That would have driven bitter Betty Botter batty.
Kicked YOUR buttuh-lovin' ass, huh?
Drama sucked.
Yea, yea: "Fuck tha' police!" But, truthfully, only fuck the corrupt ones. I don't think N.W.A. really thought that one through before putting that statement out there. Well, they probably did, but they put it out there anyways because of the momentum of the L.A. beatings, and they probably knew it would make them a shitload of money. I mean, we really need policmen. Without law and regulation, the world would be in chaos. Like losing Dumbledore. [;Þ] We need firemen, soldiers, doctors [rich bastards], nurses, teachers, and even farmers! I guess that's what's making America America. Maybe that's why we're "number one." Because we have more teachers, nurses, doctors than any other country in the world. Well, I mean besides the fact that we have the most money? [Could someone tell me what makes us "number one" in the world anyways? Is that based on factual information or what?] Because without them, we're just another Ethiopia. Maybe I'm just not making sense. Maybe you wanna say something about this statement I made. If you do, fuck you. You can talk about it somewhere else, but I'd prefer not to hear it. And, maybe, you're not even reading this at all.
After all, it has been more than a month since I've updated. Well, if you're this far, congratulations. Your teaspoon attention span has proven victorious.
At first when I think about it, my mind's scrambling for some occupation I could hold in the future. Then, if I let my mind wander, my mind goes crazy with the types of jobs I will probably never have. Professional boxer. Professional skateboarder. Doctor. Teacher. Graphic designer. Fashion designer. Restauranteur. Lawyer. Business 500 owner. Stock broker. Model. [SHUP UP.] Actress. Musician. Poet. Architect. Philosopher. Psychiatrist. Movie director. Computer programmer. Studio artist. Commercial maker-upper. Firefighter. Soldier. Somebody's trophy wife/stay-at-home mom. Piano player. Somebody important! Maybe I'll make some stupid invention like the little button you push to open the lid to your C.D. player, patent it, and make millions. I just hope it'll be something that'll make me happy and still make me money. Doesn't everyone.
Psshh. Probably not. Until then, I have my sights on making my summer last as long as possible.
Maybe.
Back in the third grade, when I would write essays, I would judge the ending of my essay by doing the following: reading it to myself, and if it sounded like something that black dude would say at the end of a book on "Reading Rainbow," then I considered it a good ending.
Isn't it cool to think that when we're born, we really already have all the information in the world in our minds. All we have to do is have some catalyst to awaken that potention? Who was that? Anybody who took World History I this year? Rousseau? Voltaire? Ah, ya'll are just a bunch of dumbasses, huh? [Yes, I'm being ironical.]
I wonder if there are philosophy classes you can take in college. Of course there are. College is going to my equivalent of Mecca. [If that makes any sense, which it probably doesn't.] You know, college is probably overrated, but I hope it's not.
I bet it's not that great to be famous.
I wonder what's the least painful way to die? Happy.
[Man, is that depressing.]
"Façade." What a beautiful word. I wonder if words are prettier if someone says it prettier. Say, some emphysema-stricken woman says façade and some "fobbish" man says façade. Who could make the word still sound beautiful? Would it even sound beautiful anymore? Could any one of them compare to a French woman with a soothing, seductive voice? Is it in the word itself? WOULD THE FOB EVEN KNOW HOW TO PROUNOUNCE THAT?! Maybe, one day, I'll find out.
Even people who have "no accents" in America have an accent to people from foreign countries.
"Fortuna non mutat genus." -Horace
Fortune does not change nature [birth]. It could be taken different ways, really. I mean it could mean that no matter what, you still have your family, or it could mean that, despite the amount of money you have, you're still only as good as what you were from the beginning. Choose your liking or come up with your interpretation.
I think we sometimes forget that. Especially me. I prefer to think of it as no matter how much money you have you stil have the ones who gave you birth. [Except orphans?] I'm always thinking about having money. But when you come right down to it, think of all the follies that come with having money. Think of all the problems it causes and all the problems it solves everyday. [Legally and illegally.]
Whoo! Being philosophical is tiring!! Hmm, how 'bout a break? Plus, this is MY mothafuckin' Xanga, and I'll do as I please. [Oh! I like that phrase! I'll do as I please...I do as I please...]
How...about...oh! I know! Something shallow! Let's name some hot guys! NO! How about some hot BLACK guys! I mean, that's something people don't normally think about when naming hot guys. Well, non-black people, anyways. How about my personal top 5:
5. LIL' ROMEO'S TORSO
I've seen him recently in Master P's new video, and I just have to say, "Dayum, Romeo! What in the FUCK happened?!" Because the absolutely ripped pecs and abs of a MAN suddenly popped on this lil' boy right hur, and it's looking' dayum fine. [Depsite him being on Nickelodeon, being way too young and short, being associated with his daddy for everything he does, and being nothing with Master P. Oh, and being a lil' daddy's boy. That just annoys the hell out of me.]
4. KANYE WEST
The man is a prodigy. I personally think "Diamonds From Sierra Leone" is so clever. Even his protégé, John Legend, is genius. He's not like other rappers out there. He's bring something different to the game, and I admire him for that. He's even won a Grammy. That's definitely a plus. [Despite the chubby face, but that's only, because he's coming "right down through the wire, even through the fayaaaaa!"]
3. JAY-Z
He has THE finest girlfriend in possibly R&B history. He's got a successful record label, a successful clothing line, and successful albums. All his songs aren't about how fuckin' gangsta he is and killin' bitches and shit like that. He once actually said that when he writes his lyrics he has to "bring them down" to a level to which his fans could relate and understand. He collaborated with Linkin Park and did it tastefully. Doin' it Run DMC and Aerosmith style. He's going into retirement at only age 33, and we all hope he's gonna have a kick-ass comeback. He's a true entrepreneur. Not only is he a businessman, his singles are hawt.
2. USHER
He's a Grammy Award-winning artist. He can dance, sing, and he's ripped. What more could you ask for.
1. LIL' SCRAPPY
Something about his baby cute face. Where have you gone Lil' Scrappy?! Crime Mobb?! What happened to nukin' if you buck?! He was so hot-cute in the "What You Gon' Do" video when he was fighting...himself. Something about his clothes just made him look so fresh and so clean. [Sorry, cheesy, I know! But it's true!] And I haven't heard from him since.
I just realized everyone of those people I just listed are rappers. Hmm. At first, I made a list of all the hot black guys I could think of. I only came up with 3 actors/non-rappers. [Does Lil' Romeo's torso count?] Well, good luck to blacks trying to make it. Well, good luck, really, to anyone who's trying to make anything happen.
God, that just ended up sounding ambiguous.
Sorry, Elaine, but...
[Everybody always has fun in foreign countries.]
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| And as we surround ourselves
with other people's insecurities
and our own,
she tells of a girl disguised as her
she tells of a power struggle
about to erupt.
Her eyes show the oppression of
an aged woman,
looking in the crowd of the
prime-of-her-life's.
And for a second, I realized
what was behind the idiotic
monkeys
and bulbs that had most probably and had definitely sprung swords.
It was the same exact engine as mine.
I just had a better muffler.
Her competition had arrived.
Finally? Or were there others?
Of course, there always was.
But this was the one apprentice,
the one cub trained to stalk antelope.
For all he knows, I may be the only one to witness
The Tragedy of Julius Ceasar.
I will see the fall of Julius
Caesar
and may enjoy it.
Everyone enjoys seeing the a good downfall.
Especially one that occurs behind shut eyes.
In this Darwinistic society,
Her place at the top had been filled,
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| One word:
Dayumsexay.
[Hey, Peter...watch out for your corn-hole, bud.]
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| To my dearly beloved:
Happy Birthday.
I will always be stupid enough for the both of us.
Love you always, Connie.
[If you're looking for something life-like...]
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